Beloved: What do you think?
Sparky: … you’ve been watching my Doctor Who DVDs
Beloved: Yes, but isn’t it cool?
Sparky: You’re not going out in public like that, right?
Beloved: Why not? Bow-ties are cool!
Sparky: Yeah. I’m going to check your wardrobe for a Fez now.
Beloved: You’re totally arguing with the Doctor. You should know better.
Sparky: And how can you tie a bow-tie but it takes you the better part of an hour to tie an ordinary tie?
Sparky: I don’t think the look works for you anyway, you don’t have the cute geekiness to pull it off
Beloved: Hey, I’m a cute geek!
Sparky: A cute geek that looks like a surfer, though…
Sparky: A short surfer, anyway. With bad dress sense.
Beloved: *pouts* But I’m cuter than Matt Smith and David Tennant, though
Sparky: Yeah, you’re cuter than Matt Smith.
Beloved: Yep and… heyyyyy, what about Tennant?
Sparky: Uh… *run awaayyyy*
Beloved: Admit I am sexier than the Tennant!
Sparky: Impossible, nothing could be that sexy. It would explode like some massive sexy bomb
Beloved: Gah, you have silly taste in men
Sparky: Obviously, look at who I married.
Sparky: Hey, no fair, you practically fed me that line!