Friday, 29 April 2011

Needs more booze

So someone has informed me that literally millions of people have watched some portion of the Royal Wedding coverage on television today.

Frankly I'm surprised it's so few. Anyone who has turned on a television anywhere in the UK today has seen some part of the damn coverage. It's on every freaking channel, wall to wall coverage.

The History Channel probably has s long expose of royal weddings

Animal Planet probably has David Attenborough trying to figure out what creatures are living in the various guests' hats

Crime and Investigation is probably examining whatever foul crime they did to Prince Phillip to make sure he didn't say anything grossly inappropriate

Gods the damn SPORTS channels probably have pictures of leeping wedding guests high jumping for the bouquet